Uuuummmm

At least we wont have to wonder anymore ladies





... and some gentlemen

DUMPED

Today Gatorade kicked Tiger Woods to the curb. A spokeswoman for the company said:

"We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship, we wish him all the best."

Accenture & AT&T previously ended their endorsement deals with the golf superstar. Gatorade will continue its partnership with the charitable Tiger Woods Foundation.

Monica- Everything To Me

I'm ... *sigh* ... why Deniece Williams "Silly" ... I love Monica so ...
RIP Alexander McQueen

DOPE- The Newton Watch

Digital Analog


Cop one for you or your best friend

Lil Duval Vs. Natalie Nunn

This is sooooo fake but funny

"You the basic b*itch QUEEN"

Streets & Young Deuces- Mad Flavor

If you know me, you know I support about 3 independent artists... groups included... the rest of em can take a long walk off a reeeeally short bridge. However, I was Nicki Minaj'ed & Drake'd out recently, not even satellite radio or my Zune (F*CKYOIPOD) could give me refuge from the wackness that has cloaked Hip Hop nowadays.

Whilst on twitter ...cuz thats where I live... I saw my homie Young Deuces, not I've been flickin YD & his movement off for years... its become a game to us:

YD: Bubbz let me get some feed back on this joint
Me: Hell naw! Scram
YD: You're a hater old lady!
Me: and damn proud of it sucka!
and then we laugh & laugh...

So when I asked YD to send me a track to free me from the f*ckery of the music industry he sent me a video for their record "Cop A Squat" which will have me side eye'ing him for the rest of his life & his groups 1st sangle "Mad Flavor", which I find to be pretty bump worthy. So I told him if I liked it I'd post it so my whole legion of 7 readers can experience the genius of Streets & Young Deuces.

YOU'RE WELCOME BITCHES!!

2010 NBA All-Star Weekend

Hey fam,
I know I've been M.I.A but I've been working... can you believe it?!! Anywho, I had the opportunity to be a part of this years NBA All-Star weekend in Dallas, TX!! Fun right?! Kinda!! Wanna hear about it? Here it go!

I arrived in Dallas a day before my gig started with the NBA, I put together some cute outfits and even bought a dress so I looked like I had some kind of sense because I knew I'd be in the presence of Dignitaries & government officials as well as actors, athletes, & rappers. Much to my dismay before I went to bed it started snowing
But I figured "Hey, I'm in Dallas, it'll melt by the morning"... I couldn't have been more wronger!! YES I SAID WRONG-ER!!! This is what I woke up to

What the crap?!! Especially since I had to drive 45 minutes away in a city I knew nothing about. Tell ya what I know now... Dallas doesnt have plows or salt trucks, so if you must visit, check them out during the spring or summer.

Anywho, my first 2 days I spent @ the rehearsal studio with Shakira & Usher...'s dancers & the Grambling Drumline (Shout out to Dr. Purnell, Ms. Yvonne, & Mr. Thomas).

Shakira & Usher couldn't make it the first day of rehearsal because of the snow storm that was covering the east coast. I believe Shakira got in late thursday night & Usher early friday morning. I am pleased to say that contrary to everything you hear about Baby Ursh he's a really cool, down to earth guy nothing strange or weird... no diva behavior. Shakira on the other hand, whooaa laawd you would think she could actually sing & dance the way she & her staff put on. She had the nerve to have Grambling dumb down their dancing & drumming! I know you're not from her Shaky but Grambling gets crunk thats what they dooooooooo!!

Honestly I was disappointed LOL. I wanted him to have a bitch fit or throw food, cuss out a dancer or something. He's a very hard worker, they told me when he wasnt rehearsing in our presence he was practicing in his hotel working the poor dancers to death. Anywho, I couldnt get pics of the rehearsals because they treat that dude like President Obama.

When I finally make my way to Cowboys Stadium I am taken aback by this work of art/pissing contest winner. It's huge, majestic, and alot of attention was paid to the details.


This is in one of the elevators


This was the 1st year they split up the venues for All- Star so all the fun & shenanigans that happened Friday & Saturday @ American Airlines arena *boo boo face*. In that time tho, I became besties with Shakira's crazy ass manager and walked around big ass Cowboys Stadium about 278 times. Alicia Keys arrived for her rehearsals hand in hand with Swizz Beats *side eye* she also had Beyonce's hair & Jay-Z's singing voice... That child cant sing... and neither can Shakira... Trust me, I heard it live- no tune-ups eeess no bueno LOL

So since nothing took place until sunday I didnt see any players until the actual game... sorry groupies no wild stories about Lebron LOL. Being on the inside for All-Star was pretty damn disappointing (except for the paycheck :-D). My feet & back were hurting for a week after & I got hemmed up by security- we'll discuss that later tho. I did get to go to the Mary J Blige concert Thursday night and enjoy the free drinks tho

Hangin with Mr.Cooper aka Mr. Mark Curry
Mary was looking & sounding good folks!! Here's some Bubbzberri vid. It may be shaky bcuz I had to hide it from Top Flight



Yes I was singing along & Jammin!!



I also saw Taraji Henson but she wouldn't take pics because she was drunk. She was very sweet & humble so I wont go in on her ;-)

After half-time, my boy Shaad & I came across Alicia Keys used cup of tea... wonder how much we can get for it on ebay...hmmmmm

It's only fair I profit off that home wrecker some kinda way, her security guard tried to break bad with me about waiting at her dressing room. I wasn't working for her! I was working for the NBA, he's lucky I didnt take that pic of her & Swizz holding hands and cuddling and send it to TMZ.

Being that I was working, I probably wasn't supposed to take any pictures but after security got rowdy with me the gloves were off & I went into DOWHUTYALIKE mode...



Me & @Wale came to get it! Not from each other... like his song... nevermind


With QuestCrew from America's Best Dance Crew & Snoop Dogg's "I Wanna Rock Video"
Whats crazy is I also worked the ABDC casting when it came to Houston & Haqq (the one with the mohawk was a judge & he remembered me)

Below are some more flicks I probably wasn't supposed to take so if I don't get my check, Imma need ya'll to donate. Some were taken from my BubbzBerri cuz I had to be sneaky & they may be blurry but hey... I tried!!

Kevin Garnett & Pau Gasol


Dwight Howard


Carmelo Anthony


Press Chairs


Lebron James


Pau Gasol


Chris Paul


Warming Up


I thought this was cute

Final Note: Unless you have crazy money to blow or are getting paid to be there All- Star weekend is best enjoyed @ home on your couch. TRUST ME!

GOTCHA B*TCH!!

Not a Laker hater ... just not a Kobe fan so I enjoyed this IMMENSELY!!

Ronny Turiaf blocks Kobe Bryant's dunk and the broadcaster calls it the "Best block of THE YEAR"
*evil laugh*



LMAO @ Ronny Turiaf's smirk!!

They Said It Wouldnt Last

...And it didnt...


People Magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney's little sister) has left her baby daddy and fiance, Casey Aldridge. Not one to waste time, 18 year old Jamie packed up her 19 month old daughter, Maddie, and moved in with her new boyfriend, 28 year old, James Watson. Mr. Watson owns a multimedia company *cough* Cricket store *cough* near Kentwood, La- Jamie's hometown.

Mr. Watson is a full 10 years older than this girl... he needs to be arrested SMH

Kardinall Offishall- We Gon Go

One of my favorite MC's & if he's not one of yours, you need to do better!

Snookin for Love

Photo by Scott Gries/Picture Group

FINALLY!! My favorite Guidette Snooki is boo'd up! Snooki is supposedly dating a body builder... you know she loves the juicehead gorillas and she brought him to the Superbowl.

Snooks says, "We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that."

Congrats Snooks!! After the way she struck out...all summer... on NATIONAL TV she deserves to get some ;-)

WHOADAAY!!

Congrats to the New Orleans Saints for winning the Superbowl beating the Indianapolis Colts 31-17!!

Just in time for the celebration, here's Reggie Bush's new ad for the Got Milk campaign.

Mmmm Mmm Mmmm Milk & all that chocolate!

... I need a moment...

Pants On The Ground- Bun B

The Underground Kaaang takes on Gen. Larry Platt... & GOES IN!!



...I'mma let Bernard make it LMAO!!

Jaheim & Jadakiss- Aint Leaving Without You

YEEEESS!!! I definitely wouldn't mind getting chose by either one of these fellas... oh & the track is jammin too!! JERSEY INNA DI BUILDING!!!

Old News

But it STILL cracks me up! *in tears*

Twit of the Day

"You need some holy water & a degree to to fight the demon that is Nicki Minaj" - RonnieNotch

Hell AND YES!!!

This is Mehcad Brooks- you may know him from "True Blood" on HBO & "The Deep End" on ABC, I remember him from "Desperate Housewives" (a.k.a Mah Bitches)- Well Mehcad is the new drawz model for Calvin Klein and this does nothing but prove that God truly does love women..



Did I mention HELL YES!!

Mmmm mmm mmmm...

Imma need a moment... alone

So Over It

While I am a big fan of Robin Thicke's fineness, I'm pretty much over his vocals... he must be enrolled in the Mariah Carey "Mic Humping Vocalization" classes he sounds like he needs and inhaler not a microphone...

As for Nicki Minaj... did this bitch say "Ba ba ba ba TESTICLES"?!!

UUUGGGHH!!! If you missed it here they are on David Letterman... yes... David Letterman *rolls eyes*

Unforgettable INDEED!!

Just when I was about to say "F*ck the gym" & reach for another bag of chips. This biddy sashays her ass in with the motivation.


Natalie Cole celebrated her 60th birthday last night looking all kinds of HOT FIYAH!! *No Dylan* As you may remember Ms. Cole had a a kidney transplant last year after overcoming a serious drug addiction.

Standing ovay lady!! WORK!!

Privilege

Its our fault, not hers. Well, probably more yours than mine because I am not a fan, then again I'm blogging about her so I guess I'm part of the problem too. At any rate, some people get money & a gaggle of "Yes" people and just feel they can do whatever. It has been reported that Rihanna gets paid upwards of $100,000 to sit front row @ fashion shows & since you all keep buying her records she keeps performing and here is where it all goes bad....


Now I get it ... I really do... she's fashion forward ...avant garde... haute couture & all that other bullshit at the same time I don't understand. Is this revenge for Bey stealing the the troops from the "Hard" video? We all know onesies are Beys thing.

But before that ...
During her rehearsal for the performance, Rih rubbed one out onstage. Didnt Beyonce do that @ the Grammys? In a dress, that Rhianna wore in a magazine.


What the crap is going on ladies? And whats with all the crotch grabbing?! Michael Jackson is the ONLYEST one to ever be cool doing that.

BeyAnna Beef rumors are going to be more plentiful than ever I just hope whatever it is corrects itself before they literally have a pissing contest on stage...

...Ya'll know Rihanna would do it too...

Shaggin In Dallas

Being I am a northern girl, I am always bewildered by other customs, styles, & rituals. I live in Houston but I don't understand the attraction of "syrup" & in Dallas "The Shag" has always befuddled me. Luckily, while on assignment in Dallas, I ran across a young man with a shag so I asked him about it...

Untitled from Cristal Bubblin on Vimeo.

I'm So Tired

Now see... this shit right here... what... WHY?!!!



It's going to look even worse when he's 60