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Doing WAAAYYY Too Much

They shoulda never gave ya'll photoshop!!

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*Looks @ CarrieYonce*
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MAN DOWN!!

Bossip.com is reporting that Keyshia Cole's mom dukes Frankie will be a cast member on the new season of "Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew". While I am excited, because I know Frankie will provide TONS of crackhead quotes to live by, I'm also disappointed DMX was rejected for this season.

Can you imagine the fuckery level if DMX was on with Frankie?!!

Trey Songz: Yo Side Of The Bed

GENIUS!! GENIUS!! GENIUS!!

In concept & execution! If this doesn't put Tremaine on the map this world is a CERTIFIED sick, sad & twisted place.

Great work by all parties involved including MISS KERI BAYYBEE!!

Yes, I'm #TeamKeri AND WHAT!!

Anywho, enjoy the video & much love & thanks to our troops!

*SALUTE*


Open For Interpretation

This is the alleged artwork for Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/ Diddy/Sean John/ Sean Comb's new album "Last Train To Paris"

I know what you're trying to do... be all arty & deep & shit...however, you're not that PUFF!! You are "take that, take that" & "gonna make you dance" with an elementary school robot flow!! Just be that... we're not buying this album anyway...

WAAAAIIIIIIT!!!

NOW it makes sense, you know its gonna go double toothbrush bristle so you just had Cassie walk in Penn Station & snap a pic with her Razr (cuz we know the OTHER Dirty Money chick is taking up all of Sidehawk's budget).

VIOLA!! ALBUM COVER!!

Damn, Diddz... maybe you are deep after all

Confirmed & Spermed

Their people called People's people and FINALLY admitted what we've already known- Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz are engaged & expecting.

Swizz has a son with his previous wife...wait... are they OFFICIALLY divorced yet?!- Mashonda & is rumored to have an unclaimed kid overseas.

While I am a firm believer in Alicia Keys being a lesbian & this being the Black version of Tom & Katie gone horribly wrong, I wish them the best.

*ALL KINDS of Judging Them*

WE'LL ALWAYS LOVE BIG POPPA!!

Happy Birthday!!

Christopher George LaTore Wallace

A few years ago I had the privilege & honor of interviewing Biggie's mother, Voletta Wallace.

Check it out:


















The L.O.X "We'll Always Love Big Poppa"

COONTASTICAAALL

Thats what I call it!!


This just looks like some...


*sigh*


SMH


*walks away*

Randoms 2.0

I swear weird sh*t finds me & no one else. I need witnesses to this f*ckery so i snap a pic when I can so I can look at it later to make sure I'm not crazy.



I wasn't an actual witness to this my homie shared this with us via Twitter. Those are not breasts thats her BACK!!

"... and boobs on her back for slow dancing"- Al Bundy



This was parked across from me at Wal-Mart.
Dirty foot muhf*kka!!



This is NOT what Michelle Obama meant by beating childhood obesity people!!



When eharmony fails- ADVERTISE!



I'm writing a letter & someone's getting fired!!




Someone's going to hell for this layout



Thats what SHE Said!!

No Sir

If you know me, you know I'm about all things Ludacris

*whispers* Except Battle Of The Sexes

I interned @ Hot 107.9 (it was 97.5 back then) in Atlanta back when he was Chris Lova Lova & he is such a great dude I'm totally bias in favor of just about anything he does.

Now Luda has his own brand of Cognac- thats "Yak" to all you 5 star bitches & gangstAs- more poison in our community aside... I support him.

However, pics like this:


AbsolutelyDontMakeIt!!

Luda, is a renaissance man... a King of all media if you will... HE'S GOT AN OSCAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!

I need him to not be posing with a bottle like he's at a
"Welcome Home from Jail Tayquan" Barbeque.

Please stop Mr. Bridges & Thank you in advance.

Flag On The Play

Reagan Gomez- Preston (Zaria from The ParentHood) had a birthday party for her 3 year old daughter Scarlett complete with balloons, birthday hats, & shredded leggings... Wait... what did I just type?!!

Who comes to a child's birthday party looking like they just left the pole @ Magic City?!! I dunno if this is her sister, cousin, best friend or whomever but this is a definite VIOLATION!!

I'm not even gonna trip that THIS is the company Reagan keeps but I didn't get cast in her movie, all I'm saying is she needs better friends.

*YES, I'M STILL SALTY I DIDNT GET CAST*

UPDATE:I just noticed this heffas bra is out & the whole nine!!

WHAT THE CRAP?!!

YOU'RE A BOY DAMON!!!

Jason DeRulo performed @ 102.7 KIISFM's WangoTango Sunday Night looking all kinds of prettybutch MANLY

*side-eyes myself*

I really try with this kid .... really I do! I dug "Whatcha Say" and even when he tanked on Wendy Williams I was still pulling for him but he is reeeeaaallly trying me with his skinny jeans, make up, & Grown ass man face... I know his ass is @ least 32 playing 19.

You're not fooling me buddy!!

Neither is your Fashion Fair foundation!!

I'm In Love

Roc Nation & Skull Candy have come together for a new line of headphones.


I like the brown ones & my birthday is June 24th

... just so ya know

Spotted @ FlyStyleLife

Rick Ross Beard

Everytime I see Ross, I think about this conversation:
Laycia: I like Rick Ross
Laycia: George's uncle lives on the same block as him
cristalbubblin: Word em up
cristalbubblin: I like ross' beard
Laycia: Lol
cristalbubblin: It looks comfy
cristalbubblin: Like new carpet
Laycia: Lmfao!
cristalbubblin: I just wanna nap on his chin
Laycia: Everytime we see him George says he looks like he stinksLaycia: Lmao
cristalbubblin: I'm gonna put that part of our convo on myspacecristalbubblin: That's true
cristalbubblin: And I think he has a lazy eye
Laycia: Which part?
Laycia: Lmfao!
cristalbubblin: True @ stinks
Laycia: Hahahaahhahaah
Laycia: Lmfao!
Laycia: Hahahaah
cristalbubblin: I still wanna take a nap on his beard
cristalbubblin: Or wear it like a coat
Laycia: Lmao
Laycia: Lmfao @ nap on his beard
cristalbubblin: It looks like an allergen free patch of grass
Laycia: Lmfao! Haahhahahaahhaah
cristalbubblin: I bet he's got all kinds of goodies in it
Laycia: Omfg lmao!
Laycia: Lmaoc
rist…

Ya'll Aint SH*T!!

So... ya'll just gonna sit here & act like this is okay?

Like nothing is wrong with this at all

Ya'll just gonna act like cameltoe inducing sweatpants & grandma stilettos is whats hot in the streets?


Not one of you "Lambs" or members of her "Glam Squad" is gonna say ANYTHING?!!!

THIS AIN'T RIGHT!!!

Nick, I think you're a good dude but you are definitely an enabler.

I'm gonna file for conservationistness -or whatever it is that Britney Spears daddy has- for Mariah, she is obviously losing her mind... AGAIN... and no one loves her enough to hold her hand and guide her through this bout of insanity.

Chicken George

A.K.A Kobe Bean Bryant in LA Times Magazine

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This is why LeBron is MVP AGAIN!