Rick Ross Beard

Everytime I see Ross, I think about this conversation:

Laycia: I like Rick Ross
Laycia: George's uncle lives on the same block as him
cristalbubblin: Word em up
cristalbubblin: I like ross' beard
Laycia: Lol
cristalbubblin: It looks comfy
cristalbubblin: Like new carpet
Laycia: Lmfao!
cristalbubblin: I just wanna nap on his chin
Laycia: Everytime we see him George says he looks like he stinks Laycia: Lmao
cristalbubblin: I'm gonna put that part of our convo on myspace cristalbubblin: That's true
cristalbubblin: And I think he has a lazy eye
Laycia: Which part?
Laycia: Lmfao!
cristalbubblin: True @ stinks
Laycia: Hahahaahhahaah
Laycia: Lmfao!
Laycia: Hahahaah
cristalbubblin: I still wanna take a nap on his beard
cristalbubblin: Or wear it like a coat
Laycia: Lmao
Laycia: Lmfao @ nap on his beard
cristalbubblin: It looks like an allergen free patch of grass
Laycia: Lmfao! Haahhahahaahhaah
cristalbubblin: I bet he's got all kinds of goodies in it
Laycia: Omfg lmao!
Laycia: Lmao c
ristalbubblin: Candy, soda, alfredo sauce
cristalbubblin: My dad is buried in his beard
Laycia: Lmao
cristalbubblin: Take a right @ the lettuce
cristalbubblin: We should build some houses in his beard
cristalbubblin: Like that map on the opening of weeds
cristalbubblin: With all the little houses
Laycia: Wow
Laycia: lol
cristalbubblin: I'm sayin tho
cristalbubblin: Rick Ross beard is prime real estate
cristalbubblin: Its nicely manicured
Laycia: Lmao!
Laycia: Aahahahahahahahahah
cristalbubblin: It would be a nice community
Laycia: Oh man
cristalbubblin: It looks quiet
Laycia: I'm lol so hard
cristalbubblin: Unless the feds find out
cristalbubblin: Me too and I'm in a restaurant
cristalbubblin: By myself
Laycia: lol
cristalbubblin: The waiter is looking @ me like wtf???
cristalbubblin: When I lay down tonight
cristalbubblin: I shall dream of rick ross beard
Laycia: Lmao
Laycia: Lmfao!
Laycia: Hahahahaahahahha
Laycia: It looks plush
cristalbubblin: He should start a line of fur coats
Laycia: Like u would bounce back
cristalbubblin: With his beard hair
cristalbubblin: EXACTLY
cristalbubblin: Like it would support your body like those mattresses
Laycia: Pillow top
Laycia: Lmao
cristalbubblin: That u can jump on and ur partner won't feel it
Laycia: Lmfao
Cristalbubblin: Like tiny little strong fingers gently holding you up cristalbubblin: As if to say
cristalbubblin: You are safe in ross' beard my child
Laycia: Lmfao!