Ahead of My Time, Behind on My Rent

After my 8 hour drive, I took a WONDIFERUS bubble bath @ Mary's house, got better, & had a BALL in Birmingham. Being my hostess has a job, we kept it pretty lowkey during the week, the highlights being Mary's ear-candling & this seafood restaurant with lobster buzzers until it attacked me :-( I introduced Mary to Bikram Yoga. I think she'll be back ;-) Friday night, I met up with my brotha from anotha motha CJ Da Sticman & he introduced me to Flaming Dr. Pepper shots which were FUCKIN AWESOME!! Oh but Saturday night, WE SHOWED OUT!! We went to Martini's for their all- white party & no we didn't wear all white tho, its not flattering for us thicker figures. Nonetheless, we had a blast! I got to meet one of my fave twitterers Pasocca & met a few more people to follow. I always learn something new when I go to Alabama, I had sushi & a martini there for the first time. What I learned at Martini's is when you order & Vodka

If you know me, you know my situation... If you dont, long story short- I've been unemployed for about a year & a half so I'm cutting my losses & moving back home... at 32 years old *sigh* I don't feel bad, since almost 20% of the country is unemployed & Texas' unemployment rate is 8% ALONE. Anywho, I will attempt (because unemployment makes you lazy) to chronicle my journey home & the beginning of this new chapter in my life so here is Day 1: Yesterday, I turned in my keys to my apartment & after spending 3 days moving by myself basically, I decided to treat myself to a night at a nice hotel so I could sleep well & be refreshed & RET TA GO in the morning. I settled in at Aloft after a nice hot shower & my final meal in Houston from one of my favorite spots- Thai Gourmet. I woke up around 4:30 am - yeah I know- got my stuff together & left around 7 am. Since I had 5 bags I went downstairs & got a luggage cart loaded i

As most of you know, I've been unemployed for a year and a half now - I'm not complaining- but I figure its time for me to do something... ANYTHING!! MTV has come up with this nifty new position called a "TJ"- a twitter jockey. If you know me, you know I'm ALWAYS on Twitter... yes, always ... REALLY always *sigh* so maybe I should get paid for it & kill two birds with one stone. Here's how you can help CLICK and nominate ME!! My twitter name is @CristalBubblin ... Thank you in advance!!

These two crazy kids are bringing a Franken baby into the world. “Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby. Lamar is happy and ecstatic about having a baby with Khloe. They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.” - Radar Today is payday so I'm in a good mood soooo I'll be nice & leave it at that. UPDATE: Entertainment Tonight asked Khloe if she was pregnant to which she replied " No, I'm just fat." Of course, her Pimp Momager Kris Jenner had something to say