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10 Things DJs Are Hating On

I wrote this for Ozone Magazine in 2008 & it's still true.



10 THINGS DJS ARE HATING ON1. GETTING PAID AT 3AM- AND I GOTTA CHASE YA ASS FOR THAT! YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT ANTE- DA-FUCK-UP!
2. AMATEUR STRIPPERS IN THE DEEJAY BOOTH- UNLESS IT'S A STRIP CLUB LADIES KEEP YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON! TRUST ME ITS NOT ORIGINAL AND IF THE DJ IS PAYING YOU ANY ATTENTION HE THINKS YOU'RE A SKANK AND BEING A SKANK IS WORSE THAN BEING A HO!
3. PLAYLISTS- ON THE RADIO IS ONE THING BUT IN THE CLUB LET ME DO ME! THAT'S WHY YOU HIRED ME ISN'T IT?!!
4. PDs WHO WANT TO BE PERSONALITIES- YOU'RE IN MANAGEMENT HOMIE…YOU GET THE BIG CHECKS SO WHY ARE YOU HATING ON MY CLUB GIG AND ONE HOUR MIXSHOW?
5. CELEBRITY DJS??!! WTF IS THIS??!! YOU'LL PAY A REAL WORLD REJECT $5000 TO MOVE THE FADER AND BE RUDE TO THE GUESTS BUT I GOTTA ARGUE WITH YOU FOR $500 AND A BOTTLE OF WATER?!! THIS MOFO DOESN'T KNOW BPM'S FROM MPH
6. WANNABE DJS- PLA…

Just My Thoughts

We, as humans have to stop taking each other for granted. I was thinking today how we will let a good friend or loved one walk out of our life over something stupid. Like on Hoarders, when a parent doesn't want to throw something away & the kid does. They'll be upset with that kid for weeks over a stuffed animal of a blanket. Have you ever lost someone you cared about over something ridiculous? I gave up a friend over American Idol... we got into an argument over Kelly Clarkson being better than Justin Guarini... Seriously! We're cool now but just to think of how I stopped speaking to her over THAT ... I don't know those people... it's so silly.
I didn't believe in the Recession until I got layed off. Almost 2 years later, I can tell you- IT'S REAL THAN A MUTHAFUKKA!!! In the field I was in, the longer you're out the harder it is to get back in & with me trying to get back in in New York its double extra hard with cheese!! Well... maybe not with …

SON!! YO SON!!

I've watched this @ least 5 times already! Kevin Hart, Trey Songz, & a bunch of others were at Diddy's album release party for his newest coaster album "Last Train To Plastic Paris". I'd tell ya'll to buy it but I wouldn't mean it. I'm sure it's trash, this video however is PURE comedy!! 
Kev & Trey aint shit! LMMFAO 

The Wendy Williams Experience

Mama Bubblin & I hit NY to attend a taping of The Wendy Williams Show. Guests on todays show were Ciara, Marcus Settles (?) from Gossip Girl, a chick from Life & Style who gave us the tips on some hot Christmas presents, & Arianna Huffington taped her interview for Wednesday's show.
We had to get there before 8am which kinda sucked because it was cold as a witch's titty today but once we got in everything was cool. Here are some pics:

The Waiting Area was packed!
How You Dewaaaan?


The guy in the hat is Kevin. He's a great hypeman & kept the energy flowing. The lady is Paula she & her twin sister were in line with us.


I should've told that girl I could see her track ... I'm so bad LOL


One of Wendy's Producers & Yes, I hit them up for a job LOL 

Mama Bubblin & I Stylin on ya'll



Wendy thanked us for coming. She's very nice & a lot thinner than you'd think. 
Now for the good stuff! 
We got 3 HUGE bottles of Vaseline's new Int…

El Debarge @ Highline Ballroom

 On a really cold night in NYC, my homegirl Nina 9 & Mama Bubblin DRAAAGGED me to see El Debarge and it was AWESOME!!! El still has it & will give it to you... HARD! 
He does kinda strike me as the uncle who always hugs you 2 seconds too long and says stuff like "Girl you're all grown up now" O_o. At least he's never peed
on anyone... that we know of...

I digress...
The show was EXCELLENT!! Here's some video!