While having a convo with a friend about shoes, he interrupts with a sidebar and THIS is what happened:
Darrin: Have u ever wondered where the parents of the Sour Patch Kids are? All these years they have been orphaned.
Bubbz: What about those poor Garbage Pail Kids? Their parents literally threw them away!
Darrin: Cabbage Patch Kids...their parents prolly turned into spinach
Bubbz: Their parents were cabbage
Darrin: We don't know that
Bubbz: Yes we do they came out of the cabbage
Darrin: Not true! It could have been evolution
Bubbz: No it says on the box they came from the cabbage
Darrin: I need proof!!!
For Darrin and the rest of you wondering, heeere ya go!
Darrin: Have u ever wondered where the parents of the Sour Patch Kids are? All these years they have been orphaned.
Bubbz: What about those poor Garbage Pail Kids? Their parents literally threw them away!
Darrin: Cabbage Patch Kids...their parents prolly turned into spinach
Bubbz: Their parents were cabbage
Darrin: We don't know that
Bubbz: Yes we do they came out of the cabbage
Darrin: Not true! It could have been evolution
Bubbz: No it says on the box they came from the cabbage
Darrin: I need proof!!!
For Darrin and the rest of you wondering, heeere ya go!